Skalph 

The act of throwing up while pooping at the same time. Occurs most often while having food poisoning.

Also known as skralph

Yo, I had your gramas' cookin' and I had to skalph all over the toilet.

Skalph by Master of gross May 19, 2009

Salphabet

23 Letter English alphabet, missing the letters 'S', 'A' and 'L'. Any use of 'S' will be replaced by 'Z', 'A' will be 'O' and 'L' will be 'R'.

Exemption to this rule is the word 'Salphabet'.

23 Retter Engrizh Orphobet, mizzing the retterz 'Z', 'O' ond 'R'. Ony uze of 'Z' wirr be reproced by 'Z', 'O' wirr be 'O' ond 'R' wirr be 'R'.

Exemption to thiz rure iz the word 'Salphabet'.

Salphabet by gbud December 7, 2010

Stalphin 

A mythical creature created when communist leader Joseph Stalin fused with a dolphin to create a being with a gigantic penis. This comes from the rumors that Stalin had a 12 inch penis (Everything's bigger in Russia) and the abnormally large size of a dolphin's.

Adam: "Apparently bottle-nosed dolphins are responsible for about 200 human rapes a year.

Thorin: "No dude that's Stalphin."

Adam: " Oh yeah, that's right."

Stalphin by RacistWizard May 28, 2010

Skaphanie 

A female named Stephanie who has a love for the sounds of the Jamaican born genre Ska.

I saw Skaphanie dancing at the Toasters show the other night.

Skaphanie by Stephanie August 17, 2004

snalph 

When someone throws after snot lands on them.

Adam laughed so hard he blew a snot bugger, causing Rachel to snalph over the floor.

snalph by NstRmr April 10, 2009

Shalpha 

A word combining Shiny & Alpha. One of many dumbass words Pokémon fans made to speak as little as possible.

Lets get that shalpha guys - poketuber

Shut the fuck up - normal joe

Shalpha by Testicleese July 23, 2022

shalpharaction 

Cumming so hard your balls get sucked up into your own body

person 1: "How bad it is doc?"
doctor: "I'm sorry you have shalpharaction"

shalpharaction by Romble March 7, 2023