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ballparked 

The way one feels after sitting for an entire afternoon in the sun eating peanuts, drinking beer, and absorbing anough UV for a healthy red hue which will peel heavily in several days. Excessive dehydration compounds the general ballparked feeling.
Tami felt pretty ballparked after drinking martinis and falling asleep in the dirt.

After a a trip to the tanning salon, a liter of beam and seven hours of dry humping a college freshman, craig came home looking pretty ballparked.
ballparked by Deeznutts October 15, 2005
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in the ballpark 

when you attempt to answer someone's question, but you're not exactly correct. but you have a general idea of the answer.
"what does the term credit mean?" asks Mr. Wagner.
"when you don't have cash and you still buy something" said Meister.
"You're In the ballpark." replied Mr. Wagner.
in the ballpark by D-Rock 12 October 16, 2006

Ballpark Hot Dog 

while fucking a woman doggy-style: when you are about to cum, you pull out and sandwich your penis between her buttcheeks, thus creating the image of a hot dog in a bun and expel your seed all over her lower back.
friend1: yo man i gave that girl a ballpark hot dog at the party last night! it was sick!
friend2: No wayyyyy dude! im so proud of you! *high five*
Ballpark Hot Dog by dave. the man August 13, 2011

Hold a ballpark 

Telling someone to hold their meat
Ryan: Mark was being such a jerk so I told him hold a ballpark
Hold a ballpark by Sex master 2000 December 3, 2019

ballpark 

(n) (1) A same general vicinity or idea as something else; an estimate of the scope and range of something.
(vb) (2) To estimate or approximate.
(1) He's looking for a used car in the $5000 ballpark.

(2) I'd ballpark Derek Jeter's life earnings to be about $200 million.
ballpark by Bill Peters November 24, 2006

Ballpark scientist 

wannabe-scientists who deduce answers that are generally "in the ballpark" of being right
Inquiring mind: how far is the moon?
Ballpark scientist: pretty far
Ballpark scientist by ILostTheFunk November 5, 2011

Dirty Ballpark 

The act of oral sex while dressing the penis in hotdog condiments and/or bun
I went home with this hog last night and she was hungry, so I opened up the fridge, pulled out some mustard , chopped some onions and gave her the Dirty Ballpark.