Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?
Friend 2: No man, what happened?
Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.
Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.
Friend 1:
Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking
each other's gooches.
Friend 2: That's
disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.