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coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.
Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.
coughed up a dick by Andy! January 2, 2007

coughed up a pearl

When heavy marijuana smokers cough upa THC resin ball. Similar to cigarette smokers coughing up tar.
Kyle, my weed dealer, coughed up a pearl last time we smoked.
coughed up a pearl by Scythee101 December 11, 2019