Buttershits

The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.

Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.

Buttershits by Scrumfis August 13, 2011

Buttershits

One sexy girl; also use word to refer to a fine peice of ass

damn look at that buttershits walkin down the street

Buttershits by Victor Johns April 22, 2008

buttershots

A magical beverage, derived from butter roots, and wild field grains. Often tasting like buttery heaven. It contains the magical chemical EtOH, which is said to give the drinker the ability to charm others, and resist physical pain. These powers come at the price of lowered dexterity, and heightened possibility of physical harm.

She often sipped on a flask of buttershots, while watching the others suffer the bitter tasting bottle of cuttysark, gulp by gulp.

buttershots by Akina Loya March 14, 2009

buttershoes

<adj> When describing a female, everything about her is appealing except for her shoes

(hot girl walks in)

Guy A: Oh oh oh! Her, mmm shes super fine...
Guy B: No shes not, shes a buttershoes
Guy A: A what?
Guy B: A buttershoes, everthing about her is hot 'but her shoes'
Guy A: oh oh...
Guy B: I'm depressed from now
Guy A: I think I'm gonna be sick..

buttershoes by ukbajwa10 August 27, 2010

buttertits 

When everything is good about a girl except her tits (but her tits) hence the buttertits.

Johnny: Dayum, that girl is fuckin hot!
Joe: No man, check it out, she's a major buttertits.
Johnny: Ah, shit man. She's got that smokin hiny, perfect face, too bad she's as flat as a piece of paper.

buttertits by gorillaguy987 May 26, 2009

buttershine 

buttershine is the oil that you use on fros to make them shine like butter

wow! john's fro is really working the buttershine!

buttershine by chimby July 30, 2011

Buttertits 

What a girthy man is said to have when his breasts bear the physical properties of warm butter.

Holy fuckballs! Look at the buttertits on that motherfucker! HEY YOU NEED TO GET ON A TREADMILL AND MELT AWAY THOSE BUTTERTITS!!!

Buttertits by TheJuan&Only July 30, 2010