spasticate 

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"

spasticate by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003

sispasticated 

When you say something that is pure retarded like. But is also sophisticated in a way ye know like.

Jeez why are you so sispasticated you stupid heur?

sispasticated by BigGingerWiitard October 25, 2019

spasticated 

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

spasticated by rainey06au August 28, 2005

Swastikate

To swastikate is to draw a swastika, a Nazi symbol, in an undesirable location. Such as a notebook, forehead, W2 form.

Is that a swastika on your paper?!

Yes. My immature fascist friend swastikated that paper earlier.

Swastikate by thomas trapp January 14, 2009

Spasticated 

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

Spasticated by London-ledge March 25, 2016

swasticake 

A cake depicting a swastika, especially a cake depicting the likeness of the Nazi swastika.

"If it makes you happy, Alexa. But I'm not in any of the pictures and I don't want a piece (of the swasticake) with the swastika on it!"

swasticake by Videns Odoacer December 25, 2008

spasticated monkey 

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

spasticated monkey by dylberto32 August 21, 2009