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A Chuck E. Cheese working homosexual that rapes little kids and smells like shit in real life. Real name is Seth. He looks homeless no matter how much drip he got
That nigga brosty sucks
brosty by Yeah nigga real cryp April 18, 2019
Brostalgia
Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
Brostalgia by The Sebastian November 21, 2009
The Broste System
The ranking of friendship among manly men.
Broski-best of bros
Bro-real good friends
Homie- good friends
Friends-were decent friends
Acquaintance-we cool
Broski-best of bros
Bro-real good friends
Homie- good friends
Friends-were decent friends
Acquaintance-we cool
The Broste System by TheRealAsianEquation February 12, 2020
brosay
A more familiar and friendly way of calling someone "bro". Broesy, brozay, and brosay can be used pretty interchangeably as the derivations are the same - all stem from bro. "Brosay" can only be used when getting the attention of or addressing someone with whom you're friendly, whereas "bro" can be used more broadly (in a friendly or non-friendly way). A combination of the spelling of broesy and brozay, its subtelty is recognized only by the most picayune of spellers
"brosay, that guy really hooked you on calls that match."
"damn, brosay, you looked so fukkin twisted last night. Was that you pissing out the bus window?"
"damn, brosay, you looked so fukkin twisted last night. Was that you pissing out the bus window?"
brosay by stockman09 June 27, 2007