Missing 

Pleasuring yourself at the thought of a distant partner

I was missing you again earlier

Missing by b.lag November 28, 2009

Missing 

The act in which something gets lost. Such as 89 million being spent on pogba who then gets lost within inches of grass.

Pogba has been missing for several weeks.

Missing by Mark lowe November 29, 2016

Missing 

Something your dad was

John: my dad is missing because he had problems

Missing by Forever lonely October 15, 2017

missing 

when something is lost, no DuH.

MY SHIRT IS LOST MAYBE it's MISSING.

missing by DORASENTME November 23, 2018

missing 

1)To not have information of some kind or used when something is stupid or pointless
2)when hyphanted MISSING means lacking what the hyphanated word is Brian-missing means stupid, fun-missing means boaring
Word invented as far as i can tell in Scott Westerfeld book Pretties, said by brain damaged teenagers whome i find funny.

"How could you be so missing"
"This teacher is brain-missing"
"This party is missing"

missing by Cailyn February 19, 2007

MIssing 

REGGIE

REGGIE IS MISSING

MIssing by Beckfest August 27, 2020

Missing 

my dad

my dad has been missing since he nutted in my mom n got her pregnant

Missing by mind yo dam buisness April 28, 2022