Lesbert

A heterosexual male who spends much of his social time with lesbians. Derived from the words lesbian and pervert, thought to stem from the notion that the man is likely to harbour perverted intentions towards his lesbian friends, possibly secretly and despite outward protestations.

A male fag hag

H: I'm heading to lesbian bar Candy Bar in Soho to dance all day at Gay Pride.
S: Your a man and straight?
H: But I'm a massive lesbert and love watching the girls make out...

Lesbert by champaign-snatcher July 5, 2011

Lesbert

Strange little lesbian goblin that hobbles around shrieking profanities and dad jokes
Also stares at a woman’s breasts and makes remarks and gestures

Habitat: environments with abundant chlorine and Instagram reels

There is a lesbert in the biology class.

Lesbert by rats are pretty interesting April 2, 2025

Lesberoni Pizza 

1) A pizza made from lesbian meats and slices. Sometimes calimed to be unnatural and abhorred by God.
2) Someone who likes lesberoni pizza is a lesbian; a gay female.

1) Mm mm mm, this is good lesberoni pizza.
2) "She's not into you, Jake. She likes the ol' lesberoni pizza, if you catch my drift."

Lesberoni Pizza by Lor-x July 5, 2010

Lesbeetle 

Lesbeetle- The Queen Lesbian

-usually puts bugs up her cooch

Guy 1: "Hey who's this year's Queen Lesbeetle?"
Guy 2: "Why Giselle of course!"

Lesbeetle by smolltiddies October 14, 2019

Lebert 

A family full of fucking crazy people. Some have broken away from the craziness but it will only last as long as they're kept apart from other Leberts.

Those Leberts are fucking nuts!

Lebert by SkiniMini September 26, 2008

lesberina 

Lesbian Ballerinas a la Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in Black Swan.

Nah man, you'll never get a date with that girl, she's a lesberina, only digs other chicks who can bend their knees over their right eyebrow.

lesberina by jeriann1783 January 19, 2011

Lesberrymuffin

A lesbian type person who enjoys the warm bite of a muffin. Could be related to the love of muffin tops on people.

Also a chubby chaser.

You're such a lesberrymuffin for checking out that girl.

Lesberrymuffin by shabbylove August 17, 2011