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The Smitty Drink 

2 shots disaronno and 2 shots crown apple topped with some ice.

Shlong will be long.
Let me get “the smitty drink”.
The Smitty Drink by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

the smitty drink 

2 Shots Disaronno and 2 Shots Crown Apple topped with ice
Man: “Let me get “the smitty drink”

Bartender: “be careful your shlong will get long.”
the smitty drink by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

The Smitty Steamer 

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.
Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer

“Doing the Smitty!”

When a man protects his woman by using physical force, rather than discussion or waking away.
Will Smith was “Doing the Smitty!” slapping Chris Rock after he spoke about his wife Jada, before he won his Oscar.

The Dirty Smitty

The Smitty is when a guy with no teeth eats the hersey kiss or corn off of the guys dick that just boned him in the ass.
Edguarwardo ate the corn off of his boyfriend Stavi's dick after shitting from the pounding he took, enjoying the dirty smitty.
The Dirty Smitty by Turd Farmer 7 January 14, 2011

The Shitty Dollar Trick

The Shitty Dollar Trick occurs when an individual smears fecal matter (in this case, human fecal matter) on one side of a dollar bill. This dollar bill is then places on the ground, shitty-side down. An unsuspecting passer-by then picks up the shitty dollar and learns the definition of an unpleasant surprise. Distasteful? Probably.
"We just pulled the Shitty Dollar Trick on Dave's Great Grandmother!"