Gripping 

Fornicating with extraterrestrials.

The process involves a human placing his or her hand, palm side out, into an aliens hand, interlocking the fingers. Once the connection has been made, the human receives the greatest form of ecstasy circulating throughout the entire body. The grip recipient usually levitates 4 - 10 inches off the ground and displays an intense glow, varying in colors. Those who grip almost always ejaculate immediately and continues to orgasm even though the human runs out of semen

PHRASES:
Get gripped!!
Guys, I think I'm going to try and grip tonight..
I'm going to hang out by the edge of the forest in hopes of getting gripped.

I'm getting wounds on my hands from gripping too often...

Gripping by NosG September 15, 2010

Gripping 

The process of finding eroticism in the more innocent every-day relationship intimacies of others, for example couples kissing or holding hands or sharing a joke.

Specifically, Gripping is the action of masturbating over these moments. The person is henceforth known as a 'Gripper'.

Incidents of Gripping increase during particularly prolonged barren spells, without sexual contract from another human being.

This term 'Gripper' is particularly offensive to Worcestershire-based woodwork teachers.

Pam and Trevor's wedding was tarnished by Teddy "Gripping" thoroughout the service.

Oi - wanker!.... Who called me Gripper!?

Gripping by Quelmo Rodriguez June 1, 2011

gripping 

To choke or lose control; lose your grip on an object or situation; scared.

When LeBron got to the free throw line with the game hanging by a thread, he was gripping and shot a brick.

gripping by dericolsen March 17, 2009

Gripping 

Firmly holding the attention or interest; exciting

- Did you watch the new movie of Spiderman?
- Yeah, I did.
- Was it good?
- It was absolutely gripping.

Gripping by The C2 Master January 7, 2022

Gripping 

What sexy women do to wood grain or dominic black dick

Nothing like gripping dominics hard dick right before he shoots a fuckin load

Gripping by Bend over and take it raw February 17, 2021

Gripping 

After ordering a soft drink from a fast food restaurant (preferably drive thru), you squeeze the drink they hand to you while they are still holding it, causing the drink to spill all over their hand.

Inevitable results: the worker has an even shittier day because not only do they have a shitty job but they also can't kill the people who did this to them.

"yo im bouta do the gripping at this mcdonalds and put it on youtube"

"word do it up. just dont get killed"

*pulls up to drive thru worker* *grips*
*laughs*

*gets shot in the head*
"I had to do it!!" - Lil B (mcdonalds worker)

Gripping by Im High on Crackk July 31, 2011

Gripping 

To obsessively worry about something to the point of making you worthless.

Man, WTF is up with Kelly? That mofo ain’t done shit in three days.

- His HIV test results come back tomorrow. He’s been gripping about that shit ever since he hooked up with Dana.

Gripping by Fly1982 March 29, 2021