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load in the pants 

That uncomfortable feeling you get as last nights dinner leaves your body despite your best attempt to clench the butt cheeks
"Damn, Shelia's walking weird"

"Brah, she's got a load in the pants. We had Mexican for lunch."
load in the pants by thehockeydude December 6, 2016

A load in the hand is worth two in the bush 

Pulling out and missing is better then having a bunch of bastard children.
Person A "don't worry buddy, you may look like an ass, but remember: "A load in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Parson B "True dat"

hot load of jazz in the face 

A type of music used for comming in peoples faces.
At the school dance, the dj played her favorite kind of music., hot load of jazz in the face.

internal load 

The act of ejaculating inside of an orifice.

Infinite Load

the loading screen that often occurs whilst urbandictionary publishers are trying to edit.
Infinite Load by K-TRON February 16, 2009

Infinite Load

The perpetual screen of nothing that comes up when the editors of Urban Dictionary are trying to do their jobs.
I'm trying to be a good editor but I keep getting an infinite load
Infinite Load by theskaassassin February 16, 2009