fizzlewink 

A guy who gets you to believe he is successful and honest, but in reality he is the top loser of all man kind.

I've been dating him for 3 months and just now discovered he is a fizzlewink. Just my luck!

fizzlewink by UT U KNOW~! October 10, 2006

fizzledinger 

One who enjoys flatulence during sexual intercourse.

Man that chick last night was a real fizzledinger.

fizzledinger by D-Heff May 3, 2006

Fizzlewit

(Noun) Someone who tells a joke that falls flat. (Source: Marilyn Vos Savant's column in PARADE Magazine, 09/21/08.)

John McCain is a fizzlewit. Did you ever hear him try to tell a joke?

Fizzlewit by Neil Sapper November 3, 2008

Frizzletink 

Something you're attracted to

The box of donuts was the fat man's Frizzletink

Frizzletink by iTerry No Apple August 30, 2016