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douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.
Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.

Matt, the blond douche on TMZ 

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.
TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

douche on the loose

A douche bag roaming free and unattached looking for his next victim.
Ansley finally broke up with her boyfriend. Now he's a douche on the loose.

douche canoe on the lazy river 

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

Dick on a douche 

A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.
My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.

heavy on the douche 

This person has exceeding normal levels of douchiness and gone to the upper limits of douchedom. This person is almost laughable because of the extreme amounts of doucheocity he or she displays.
Guys with balls hanging from his truck is hevay on the douche. People with personalized license plates are heavy on the douche. Guys who wear gold chains are heavy on the douche.