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bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.
1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......
bitchasaurus maximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

BitchaRita

A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.
1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.

2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
BitchaRita by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

bitchass bullshit 

A rather unique way to express distaste, disappointment, or just to say bullshit, especially said by Franklin Clinton.
"Do you have any copies of that book?"
"I'm sorry, but we're all sold out."
"Bitchass bullshit."
bitchass bullshit by GunnyMan4 July 14, 2016

bitchass durant 

A nickname for Kevin Durant given by the 2k YouTuber, KrispyFlakes. This was given to KD because of his move to GSW
Durant: Finals MVP after a 2k challenge

KP: "....and there is bitchass durant with the Finals MVP
bitchass durant by B4ll3r77 June 2, 2017

bitchass dog 

1. lord and savior

2. Legal guardian
bitchass dog by Maboo11 November 18, 2017

Bitchassmotherfucker 

Someone that you are not speaking highly of at the moment.
That dude slept with my girlfriend.

Reply; What a Bitchassmotherfucker.