Keyboard Commando

Someone who acts tough behind a keyboard online, but can't say the same things in real life.

Keyboard Commando: 'That's complete shit! You're wrong! If I saw you in the street, I'd bash you!'

Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'

Keyboard Commando by Papewaio March 2, 2010

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Keyboard Commando

A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.

Mario is a keyboard commando

Keyboard Commando by Ne01 March 26, 2003

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Keyboard Commando

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"

Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.

Keyboard Commando by Den-bot February 13, 2005

Keyboard Commander

Person behind the keyboard.

I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.

Keyboard Commander by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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