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Magnetation 

1. A physical property of something which only exists on earth, the magnetation of something can an apparently be taken and used to stop the rotation of the earth, allowing an individual to then "get off" of the earth.

2. Also, if gathered in large quantities, magnetation can make even the simplest of tasks very difficult or impossible to perform.
me: how would you stop the earth?
friend: well you take the magnetation and then you do stuff with it and you stop the earth and get off

kid: this is way too hard
teacher: maybe theres too much magnetation
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Manutation 

My girlfriend said we should get manicures and pedicures but I said, "No, it will mess up my manutation."
Manutation by Amy & Stephen January 18, 2009

Mantation (n.) 

Typically 5 plus males living in glorious harmony in the same residence, refer to brotel.
Mantation (n.)

Valiant men are grown on the mantation.

Hey there's a party at that sweet mantation.
Mantation (n.) by msucrew December 24, 2009

maquetation 

Programming task consisting of translating design mockups (usually images) into live markup for a web page, usually done by Poor Loosers & Dislexic programmers (PLD).
Most of the team has started working on maquetation of our site.
maquetation by pkar July 28, 2011

magnetting 

Using a magnet to destroy you're harddrive in the event that the FBI, police, or anyone come to take your harddrive and use it against you in court.
Bob got caught sharing music. As the police came to arrest him, he started magnetting his harddrive, and external harddrives, so there would be less evidence against him.
magnetting by Heymbit January 3, 2009

magnetational

adj., having the properties of magnetism and gravity. Often used by idiot creationists who have no clue what they're talking about.
For more about magnetational, see "Piercing the Wash"
magnetational by MrBlasphemy July 30, 2006

Mangelation 

When a physical object has been mangled by another object or being.
An oil rig pipe exploded, and a man’s leg and buttocks got ripped off, thus resulting mangelation
Mangelation by jambolux February 22, 2024