fountainous

Describing an object having the properties of a fountain, more specificially having the capability of shooting streams of fluid into the air. Often used to describe a woman who "squirts" during an orgasm.

Dude, that chick I was with last night was fountainous! After we got done having sex, my sheets were soaked!

fountainous by furry_mongoose August 5, 2009

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The Fountains Of Cum

A man’s balls. Located right under the penis.

The Fountains Of Cum! Where all the cum cums from! We have fresh, pure cum that will make you want to have a good licking.

The Fountains Of Cum by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019

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Fountains of Wayne

A power-pop band/indie-rock band formed in 1995. They're pretty unknown. Their biggest hit so far would have to be Stacey's Mom. (All together now --- Ooohh! That band!) They've also had a hit on The OC Soundtrack; All Kinds Of Time.

Current band members include:
Chris Collingwood (guitar, vocals)
Adam Schlesinger (bass)
Jody Porter (guitar)
Brian Young (drums)

A: Do you know what Fountains of Wayne is?
B: It's a band!
A: Contratualtions! I've been asking everyone today and you're the first so far.

Fountains of Wayne by iwasakaleidoscope May 21, 2006

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Mountainous Blow Job

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.

Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"

Mountainous Blow Job by Zack N119 December 21, 2020