samf 

acronym for Shit Ass Mother Fucker.

Mike's nothing more than a samf.

samf by racer March 21, 2004

samf 

n.
sexy-ass-mother-fucker

Amy: I would totally do him.
Elena: why?
Amy: cuz he's a samf.

samf by thebeastoftacos June 29, 2010

SAMF 

Sexy ass mother fucker. SAMF
Used to describe someones sexyness.

Person 1: Damn mccree is a samf

Person 2: Bruh hes not a samf at all....

SAMF by ThatOneDuck August 23, 2017

SAMF 

Sad Ass Mother Fucker

Someone who is one or more is 1+ of the following: pathetic, self involved, only cares about themselves, cold hearted, mean.
Example: Brandon is a SAMF!

SAMF by PopplesYourHeart March 21, 2020

SAMF 

stupid ass mother fucker

That guy is one SAMF.

SAMF by beechtree July 6, 2008

SAMF 

sev ass mother fucker.

sev is the armenian word for black

Alex Derian is so black, he's such a SAMF.

SAMF by melsaboss July 1, 2011

samf 

acronym for "Sexy Ass Mother Fcker"
also written as s.a.m.f. or sam f

Chris: Damn did you see Christina today?
Edwin: Yea, shes beautiful!
Chris: I know, such a samf...

samf by Chris Hurtt April 2, 2008