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Blue Chick-Fil-A 

When you go to chick-fil-a with blue balls and you have to fuck a chicken sandwich in order to get rid of your blue balls.
Owen: I was left unsatified so I stopped for some blue Chick-fil-A.
Friend: Damn did you really cum in that sandwich?
Blue Chick-Fil-A by Bearjew6996 September 11, 2018

chick-fil-a 

A bizzare cult-like fast food restaurant with flat-out addictive chicken but a fervently religious owner. The restaurant closes at 10 PM every day except Sunday when it is closed all day so employees can attend church.
Man I'm hungry lets go to Chick-fil-a.

Good idea hommes... oh wait, its closed.

Shit.
chick-fil-a by fredrickson August 13, 2004

chick-fil-a 

Best. Fast. Food. Place. Ever.
The chicken nuggets at Chick-Fil-A are so awesome.

Chick-Fil-A'd 

The process by which you get someone's hopes up about eating Chick-Fil-A before they realize that it's Sunday and no deep-fried yard bird will be consumed.
Chick-Fil-Aer "Hey Sasha, what do you want for lunch?"

Chick-Fil-Aee "I dunno, what do you feel like?"

Chick-Fil-Aer "Hmm, I don't know .... Ohhh how does Chick-Fil-A sound!?!?"

Chick-Fil-Aee "Ohh yeah that sounds awesome!!!"
Chick-Fil-Aee (smiley face, mouth starts watering in anticipation of waffle fries and greasy chicken)
Chick-Fil-Aee "Damnit, it's Sunday!!! You Chick-Fil-A'd me again!!! I hate you and will punch you right in the sack!!!!"
Chick-Fil-A'd by skele4door November 18, 2013

Chick-Fil-A Bird 

A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.
Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"

Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."

Chick-fil-A 

A really cool restaurant that has some awesome advertising with some stupid cows. It's kinda expensive, but is known for better service than that of competitors such as McDonald's.
Hey, did you see that cow? It's just standing there with a sign that says, Eat Mor Chikin! Dude, I don't get it!
Chick-fil-A by ytrewqasd April 14, 2005