The act of sending a false dick pic that is bigger and less ugly than your own, with the goal of impressing a girl and hoping she doesn't notice the difference.
Best Friend: "How was the date with the guy from online? "
Size Queen: "I met him, his face look like his pictures but he dickfished me. His dick was smaller and darker than the pictures he sent me!"
1. An occasionally retarded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong sexual urges. This rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. Can walk long distances. Very strong immune system
2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.
When a man gives an outstandingperformance on the first sexual encounter, but then follows up every other encounter with no foreplay and 2 minutes or less of missionary.