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dickfish 

Slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the Sacramento River Delta. These catfish are usually the size of a nice penis.
"Did you catch anything?"

"Nah, just a half-dozen dickfish."
dickfish by King Festus December 4, 2005

Dickfish 

When a guy sends a picture of someone else's penis or a photoshopped penis and claims to be his.
Best Friend: "How was the date with the guy from online? "
Size Queen: "I met him, his face look like his pictures but he dickfished me. His dick was smaller and darker than the pictures he sent me!"
Dickfish by AznSizeQueen March 23, 2021

dickfish 

Tiny little fish that will swim right up your peehole and make a little home in there.
D:Are dickfish real? And they're in our moat?

A: They could be. I don't see any reason why they couldn't be.
dickfish by Nyaaaaaaaaaan July 8, 2017

Dickfish 

1. An occasionally retarded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong sexual urges. This rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. Can walk long distances. Very strong immune system

2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.
A synonym for Dickfish is Neo.
Dickfish by Karthief July 28, 2011

Dickfish 

When a man gives an outstanding performance on the first sexual encounter, but then follows up every other encounter with no foreplay and 2 minutes or less of missionary.
Adrian dickfished me. The first night he ate the kitty, but the week after he gave me 30 seconds from the back and that's it.
Dickfish by legendaryaura February 26, 2020

Dickfish 

A girl who pretends to be a guy with a dick but really has a pussy
Omg, I thought I was talking to a guy but they turned out to be a girl! What a dickfish!
Dickfish by Halvoc August 3, 2017