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Manopy
Similar to a Canopy, and provides shade for all, but in true "man" fashion, it is not fashionable. Usually constructed from makeshift building materials such as 2x4s or PVC covered in a tarp, this structure is usually used to simply keep sun out of ones eyes with total disregard for aesthetics. Manopies (pl) are usually set up on the beach or at a pool and go best with beer and barbecues. Although they are unattractive, they tend to attract people because they work, and they don't buy into bullshit commercialism.
Let's go to the beach, I got some PVC pipe and a Blue tarp, we can set up the Manopy and drink some beers while we bbq.
Manopy by pcharron1983 July 16, 2010
Manopause
A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.
When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.
Manopolitan
1 Part Rum
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge
A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge
A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
Manopolitan by Triphammer417 December 4, 2010
Manolya
She's a gorgeous person, always there for her friends no matter what happens. Everyone loves her b/c she's thoughtful but also tough and beautiful like the flower she's named after.
Manolya by StrawberryBananaMargarita February 3, 2010
Manopause
A sad period of time in a married man's life when he simply doesn't get any action from the wife and is essentially (paused). This usually (though not specifically) occurs in middle age. But depending on the situation can occur at any point in time if the man is not careful.
Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,
He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch
Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,
He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch
"Ah man, look at that dude over there, he looks so pent up, he must be manopaused, I sure hope he went with option 1 :)"
"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"
"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"