Heerjee 

Anyone with this as their last name is amazing! He will be sure to caress you forever!

R. Heerjee was a great lover! Never let him go!

Heerjee by Razzor February 28, 2011

Heejee-weejee

A handjob from a very tall girl. Usually results in chaffing, blueballs, and general regret. Keystone Light can be used as a lubricant.

Alex "Hey bro, last night I got a Heejee-weejee from this tall chick!"

Sam "How was it?"

Alex "It sucked, I could have done better myself. Now my dick is chaffed."

Heejee-weejee by Yellow Steak August 31, 2010

Heerdeer 

It means when you're here, and someone wants you there. Generally spelled wrong, in case anyone was wondering about that.

Would you like to come Heerdeer? I miss you ever so. Oh, shh! Come on Heerdeer it. :D

Heerdeer by lolzmate July 17, 2006

Heejeebeejee 

A word you say when you cant, or dont want to say a bad word

"what the heejeebeejee"

Heejeebeejee by Marcia February 19, 2004