Hitchcock 

When someone you fancy spends the whole night out with you, but then at closing time jumps in a taxi with someone else.

She was a total bitch... I put in all the hard graft and then she totally hitchcocked me!

Hitchcock by witte_app February 20, 2011

Hitchcock 

Hitchcock is a last-name meaning famous, gorgeous, and creative. As in Alfred Hitchcock. Anybody with this last name is an honor to know

Ms. Hitchcock is so creative and amazing!

Hitchcock by thabestt March 26, 2010

hitchcock 

The act of stealthily and creepily sneaking up on a female significant other or any female for that matter (if one is ultra weird and/or psychopathic) while she is in the shower and urninating on her. If this can be accomplished with the Psycho sound track playing in the background and in Norman Bates attire, the better.

"I totally hitchcocked the entire cheerleading team from the ventilation duct of the girl's locker room last Friday."

"Wow, that's pretty sweet, but speaking of, I hitchcocked your sister last weekend..and the weird part is I think she liked it."

"You Fucker, I'm so going to hitchcock all over your face!"

"Dude, you can't hitchcock another guy. That's just gay."

hitchcock by Edward Vaginus Cullen November 22, 2009

hitchcock 

A verb, meaning to fly into a window, usually killing the bird involved. Derived from Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds", in which story crazy birds out to get people would dive bomb into walls or windows, often causing damage.

Whoah, a bird totally just hitchcocked the hell out of himself on my window

hitchcock by JimmyJr May 24, 2006

Hitchcock 

The art of bullshit. Small town guy with big city friends.

Jimy was talking to people in the breakroom, about his normal Hitchcock tales.

Hitchcock by Sw Howard February 7, 2010

Hitchcock 

Literally the grossest man that you could possibly now yet you still like him because he’s hilarious

Hitchcock in Brooklyn 99 is such a Hitchcock

Hitchcock by Naileded Guy April 29, 2020

Hitchcock 

Always the one left behind, rejected, forgotten. Also not dependable on using their brains. Sticks to his guns and often making him very conservative towards their gay brothers. And don’t worry about one of them asking you out because they often defuse situations with stupid humor or just making it instantly awkward.

I just got hitchcocked by this guy when I asked for his snapchat and he said he only has messenger.

Hitchcock by crazyman holla July 2, 2020