The 3 S’s 

Shit, shower, shave. The morning ritual that helps men start their day. A time honored tradition that must be performed in this order to achieve maximum freshness.

When you wake up in the morning feeling like shit, take a shit. Then shower, then shave. That’s the 3 S’s.

The 3 S’s by Howimetyourgrandma April 12, 2020

the 3 s's 

shit shower and shave

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.

the 3 s's by Jesus January 11, 2004

The 3 S's 

1. to Shit, Shower, Shave.
2. Or infront of parents: To shower, shave, celebrate shomer shabbis.

"Let's hit that gongshow you were talking about last night."
"Sure, but let me do the 3 S's first."

The 3 S's by the product August 14, 2005

The 3 S's 

Supper, Sex, & Silence... as defined by Chris Rock

"...All a man wants is the three S's!!! Supper, sex, and silence!!! In other words, FEED ME, F*CK ME, and SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!" - Chris Rock

The 3 S's by Scrill September 13, 2005

The 3 S's 

Stoners, surfers, and skaters
all the things that represent america

Those dudes represent the 3 s's

The 3 S's by WiLd4U29620 March 27, 2005

the 3 S's and a haircut 

shit, shower and shave (in that order) with a haircut following the shit.

Johnny: You're looking good today

Martin: Thanks man did the 3 S's and a haircut by midday.

the 3 S's and a haircut by Bob Martin's Martini March 5, 2013

the 3 ing's 

The 3 Ing's are defined as the 3 reasons why females or on this Earth.

Cleaning
Cooking
Fucking

John: Oh yes July, this is why the 3 ing's are so true! Keep sucking me off while hovering the floor and buttering that toast!!! YEH!!!

the 3 ing's by Pete616 November 15, 2010