closet ho 

A girl who is portrayed to be innocent, untouched, quiet, and/or shy but is secretly crazy, adventurous, and sometimes promiscuous, specifically when around the opposite sex (or same sex, depending on the girl's preference).

That quiet girl in our math class is actually a closet ho outside of school, despite her seemingly innocent and naive appearance.

closet ho by sarcasticandsweet January 25, 2011

Closet Hot

1) A female that is hot, but does not know she is hot.
2) A female that is hot, but only dates ugly guys.

1) "Damn bro she is Closet hot!"
"Yeah, but she's too shy to talk to anyone."
2) Sara is Closet hot, because she is super hot , but she dates ugly guys.

Closet Hot by AG3NGZ July 30, 2017

closet hoe 

a hoe that is believed to be very prude and innocent

Judy is a closet hoe she says she is a virgin but she actually lost it to a Mexican immigrant when she was 12

closet hoe by Martin Kester March 12, 2008

closet homosexual 

Ryan Seacrest.

Ryan simply won't admit he's a closet homosexual.

closet homosexual by Afsjdkdjslkfdjlgjfldk October 17, 2008

Closet Houdini 

When a man fucks a woman in front of a window and pulls out more than once. On the final time you have a friend which comes out of the closet and switches with you. Then you run outside and tap on the window and say Tada.

I was fucking Tiffany and Myself and Blake Pulled a Closet Houdini.

Closet Houdini by Jgoodfella069 August 14, 2008

closet horny

Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.

Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.

closet horny by That one guy who resides within... October 1, 2007

closet homosexuals 

Someone who isn't yet out about them being a homosexual.

Can't think of an example for closet homosexuals . >.<

closet homosexuals by unknown spunk May 10, 2006