When somebody says a statement that’s complete bollocks and you know it so after they’ve finished saying what they’re saying you hit them with the ooiii
Callum: “Yeah I’ve fucked 42 girls now, and I’ve got 2 lined up for next Monday. I’m a proper shagger me!”
1. This is what a pig sounds like when it is trying to be sexy!
2. This is what a fat, slobby, female office worker sounds like when she's trying to sound sexy. Trying, being the imperative!
Terri was glad it was Friday and was looking forward to getting boinked over the weekend. She starting feeling sexy and so she exclaimed, "Ooooiiiiiink!"
She ended up not getting any and was a Hocus Pocus Bitch on Monday morning.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)