Loligo 

Latin for a really hot chick who is usually short. Similar to Lola or Lolita but much hotter. She tends to be very smart (super geek kind of smart), loves everything from punk rock to opera, well spoken, well read, and has sexy tattoos. All contained in a travel sized, smokin' body. Loligos tend to date band boys, but only real band boys, not some loser who "really rips it on Rock Band!"

She's totally out of your league, so just admire her from across the mosh pit because she's banging the drummer on his tour bus after the show.

Guy #1: Dude! Look at that hottie over by the front of the stage!

Guy #2: Oh, yeah, I saw her earlier talking to the band.

Guy #1: Really?

Guy #2: Yeah, she was quoting Carl Jung. I didn't get it but it sounded hot!

Guy #1: I bet she's banging the drummer. Lucky bastard.

Guy #2: She's totally a Loligo. He's so lucky.

Loligo by Twinkiee January 16, 2011

lolimorph 

A man or woman that looks like a child despite being a full grown adult whom nobody wants to date for fear of being judged.

I like her John, but she’s a total lolimorph! If I date her, people will think I’m a weird pedo!

lolimorph by Dank wank January 25, 2023

Lolicon

Noun. Any adult who feels sexual attraction to specifically fictional depictions of characters who’s body proportions closely resemble that of a child regardless of the canonical assigned age.

A: hey I made a drawing of a sexy vampire thats 1000 years old!
B: that looks like a child! Tch, filthy lolicon!

Lolicon by Plasticbox October 8, 2020

lolygon 

A closed figure with lol sides. Often used in mathematical discussions on the internet.

Mr Vong: Michael, if the area of a figure is its perimeter divided by lol divided by its radius, what is that figure called?
Michael: A lolygon.
Mr Vong: Correct. You get a gold star.

lolygon by Polish Sausage September 13, 2007

Lolicore 

A musical genre associate with speedcore, noise and hardcore techno in general. Almost always associate with disturbing humor and provocative lyrics.

- Dude, is something wrong with your speakers ? What's that noise ?
- Nothing, I'm just listening to some Lolicore

Lolicore by Padpork December 10, 2011

Hentai Lolicon Overlord 

A prestigious title given only to those who have devoted their lives so willingly and purposely to Japanese Hentai and the use of Lolis in their daily lives that the world of sex has become a mere point in his hand.

His legendary abilities are known to be vast. Such include
1. The ability to emulate every possible moan from every hentai anime ever in existence.
2. To have "trained" countless real life lolis.
3. To project a realistic version of anime lolicon onto real life little sisters.
4. Complete control over "body reactions" to perverted stuff, attained from the immunity that he has developed from indulging so heavily in hentai. (Although he never exerts this control)
5. Has a garrison of lolis chained to the wall in his basement.
6. Has a "firin his lazar" capability surpassing DR. OCTAGONNACUM
7. Loves lolis! Duh.

Notice how pronoun was "he". Females have a different version of this title, namely Hentai Lolicon Queen.

<Hentai Lolicon Overlord> stabdude01: My fellow followers, today is the day that we purge the world of their sinful reality sex. Lolicon is good. Lolicon is the law. Everyone will come to realize the divinity of Hentai. Onwards, my horny brothers. With the horny sisters under the Hentai Lolicon Queen, we will reclaim mere aspirations from the realm of dreams to the world of anime reality. For the future!

Otaku Army: All heil stabdude01!

Hentai Lolicon Overlord by HowTragic January 23, 2011

Lolicon

Contrary to popular belief, "loli' is NOT the abbreviation for "lolicon".
In Japan, a "Lolicon" refers to a person, usually a man, who enjoys looking at young girls(loli), be it sexually or not.
These lolicons are usually depicted as perverted people.

A: Hey look! That young girl over there is so cute!
B: Tch, lolicon.

Lolicon by ryuusuke October 11, 2013