Scoots Mcgoots 

Noun. In the process of leaving, on your way out the door.

Verb. To leave.

"No time to handle those TPS reports today boss, I am already Scoots Mcgoots"

"Come'on people time to get this party on the road, let's Scoots Mcgoots"

Paul: Scoots Mcgoots?
Jeff: Yups Mcgups, I'm ready.

Scoots Mcgoots by jay_nez February 4, 2010

Toots McGoots

A name for the person in the room who's stinkin' it up!

Dang man, why you gotta be a Toots McGoots tonight, now it stinks in here!

Toots McGoots by Alli0303 May 17, 2006

douche mcgroosie 

is a person of lower intelect, or someone that angers you. The person fitting this discription may also be refered to as an asshole.

Person: What do you think of the Boss?

Person 2: I think he is a douche Mcgroosie. He is already bitching at me about shit.

douche mcgroosie by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007

Crooks McGroochan 

Crooks McGroochan: A fictional character from the Porkpatrick novels based on a groups of boys working at a Grain Merchants. Crooks was the leader of the pack which included Ringo AKA 'haha Davids dog is dead' and Big Mo AKA Sweaty Cheeseflaps McGraw. The books had no scientifical relevance.

In one of the stories Crooks McGroochan gets stuck in a pipe so Ringo and Big Mo use a ratchet spanner and a plastic tube to get him out. The end scene sees Crooks locking Big Mo in one of the grain bins with nothig but a strawberry dribble cake. Needless to say what happened. Kersplunk!

Crooks McGroochan by Porkrtick Patrick July 3, 2008

brotes mcgroats 

your friends. The term comes from "bro" and "mcgroats." mcgroats is a word that instantly makes anything 100 times cooler.

Husband: I'll be at the bachelor party from 9 until 11. See you soon, honey.
Wife: I don't believe a word of it. I know that you and your brotes mcgroats are doing to be doing some stupid s**t and staying out all night.

brotes mcgroats by Ae5Ea8 August 18, 2015

Shaster McGrotha 

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.

Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom

Shaster McGrotha by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020

mcgroover 

Drunken dancing person outside mcdonald's on saturday night.

Look at that mcgroover go.

mcgroover by Doonan Dave October 28, 2011