hursting 

To perpetually only be in one's boxers, preferably sitting at your desk in a dorm room with the door open while working at your laptop. In some cases, using the elevator wearing nothing but boxers/shorts.
Mostly done by skinny southern boys.

When I walked by the room in the afternoon, he was totally hursting!

hursting by Elena07 April 23, 2009

Hursting 

The embarrassingly repeated act of sending mistyped words in text/social media messages and never EVER looking to spell check beforehand.

Every message I've sent out today has been complete nonsense, I'm hursting again.

Hursting by MotorCityJedi December 14, 2021

Hursting 

A lie that is used for attention (bullshit)

Oh hes definitely hursting

Hursting by Phil-miaz January 15, 2024

hurting

in great need, in distress

She was hurting after the incident with her adviser.

hurting by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2009

Deep Hurting 

1. An experience so painful on an intellectual level that it causes physical pain, such as listening to talk radio, conversing with Paris Hilton, reading the novel "Shane", or watching the movie "Hercules Against the Moon Men."

2. The guy who submitted this entry.

Origin: Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank, "Mystery Science Theater 3000", August 1992.

"Well, Joel, we're introducing a new feature here today. Here's a hint: Remember 'Lost Continent'? Remember 'Rock Climbing'? Ah, who can ever forget 'Rock Climbing', huh Clay? Well, now, along the same lines, we've come up with something new, something we like to call 'Sandstorm'. SAAANDSTORM! It's all part of a new program we like to call 'Deep Hurting'! DEEEP HURTINNGG!!!"

Deep Hurting by Deep Hurting February 12, 2007

bone hurting juice 

Juice that hurts your bones.

Alex: what are you drinking there, buddy?

Tim: bone hurting juice
Alex: what's that?

Tim: ouch! My bones!

bone hurting juice by WeeabooLord February 19, 2017

Hirsting 

verb: to enter a friends apartment and use them solely for marijuana. upon smoking, trying to find the nearest possible avenue for your exit.

"What the hell dude, that bitch came in here and Hirsted the shit out of us!",


"I'd date her, but she's a well-known Hirster",

"I thought the girl was cool, but then she started Hirsting me everyday."

Hirsting by Hirst-Hater February 10, 2009