Fignewxton 

A violent term of candy bar. A type of dirty eating of a candy bar. It can also mean ugly and smart.

Oh baby give that Hershey a fignewxton! Kelsie was such a fignewxton,but she was a good girl.

Fignewxton by gimmelldattbooder December 24, 2010

Flying Fignewton

Another word for a firecracker.

We went down to the park and set off some Flying Fignewtons.

Flying Fignewton by John Farrell April 8, 2004

fignewton 

When you're so beyond the point of figgity figgity that you're literally the jam inside the cookie thing.

damn, this game of slap-jug has me fignewton to the eigth

fignewton by drol_gnob July 19, 2016

Fignewton 

It is the mother of all cuss-words. It's every fucking word. Preferred to be said as an insult.

Hey Kyle whats up?
FUCK YOU, GO AWAY YOU FIGNEWTON COCK RAMMER.

Fignewton by chrisss flores December 17, 2008

Fart Figneuton

Fart Figneuton is a figneuton, whih has been farted on, and then eaten.

"Dude, that fart figneuton was awesome"

Fart Figneuton by Elliot F. September 5, 2004