Kurty 

The most adorable kind of kitty. It has to be:

1. extra fluffy
2. sassy
3. immediately make you want to pick it up and love it

"I wish my boring kitty was a kurty."

Kurty by LT8927 October 1, 2008

KURTY 

A Kurt Cobain wannabe or lookalike poser or negative supernatural entitity summoned or conjured with an ouija board, etc. Could also be a wandering spirit or demon/daemon, egregore attracted to a fan's obsessive or witchy covetous obsession over him.

That's NOT Kurt Cobain, that's a KURTY

KURTY by anonymous December 23, 2022

Kurty Bear 

Kurty Bear is the most amazing guy I have ever met. He knows how to make me happy, make me smile, keeps me warm at night and he knows how to make me feel good.

He treats me well and looks after me.

He is so attractive and I fancy him so much.

He knows how to hold me right when he kisses me and he knows how I like to hold hands.

We have personal jokes and sayings which make what we have so special.

I love my kurty bear...

Kurty Bear by K_L November 6, 2012

dirty kurty 

sneaky attempt at anal sex

While Kirk was rubbing the suntan lotion on Karen Sue's back, he thought he'd attempt a litle dirty kurty on her. Karen Sue was not amused!

dirty kurty by Dave Kendrick May 24, 2006

The Kurty Effect

The ability to subconsciously effect others in a harsh and negative way without them even knowing.

Wow, I cannot believe I have turned all of my friends into revolting hopeless alcoholics.. I must be a product of The Kurty Effect.

The Kurty Effect by GarPike69 September 10, 2019

Kurtaism 

Kurtaism is a religion known for worshiping “Kurapika” ⛓🔴👄🔴⛓ We say “AKAKU🛐🛐⛓” as daily prayers. ✨✨✨

Person A: My religion is Kurtaism

Person B: Oh Akaku 🛐😔🙏

Kurtaism by Jadestorm846 October 29, 2020

Kurtism 

Kurtism is a religion worshiping god Kurapika Kurta. People of this religion say “AKAKU🛐” as a blessing to others.

“I just converted to kurtism, AKAKU🛐”

Kurtism by Fartass1400 October 27, 2020