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pack your own parachute 

Derived from the sacred motto of parachutists, meaning to put your condom on yourself.
Whatever you do, pack your own parachute. She's been around with a vengeance.

《¤》In《¤》My《¤》Own《¤》Paraiso《¤》iUn《¤》mUy《¤》oWn《¤》parAiso《¤》iN《¤》mY《¤》owN《¤》paraisO《¤》 

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《¤》In《¤》My《¤》Own《¤》Paraiso《¤》iUn《¤》mUy《¤》oWn《¤》parAiso《¤》iN《¤》mY《¤》owN《¤》paraisO《¤》

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>The Wu-Tang affiliated rapper who severed his own private parts is Andre Johnson, who performs under the stage name Christ Bearer 🐍 Bearer<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>The Wu-Tang affiliated rapper who severed his own private parts is Andre Johnson, who performs under the stage name Christ Bearer 🐍 Bearer<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>The Wu-Tang affiliated rapper who severed his own private parts is Andre Johnson, who performs under the stage name Christ Bearer 🐍 Bearer<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9. 

.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.
.9.partnerships of all kinds are under excellent stars, so get out and about and let everyone know you are in the mood to make things happen. What you do on your own will be good. What you do with other people will be great.9.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026