A natural disaster caused by an extreme excess of smegma concealed in one's own foreskin. Usually caused by not cleaning your foreskin on the regular or from dietary problems resulting in a sudden growth of smegma.

Bill: Hey man are you going to the game tomorrow?
Fred: Nah man my family and I are getting out of town before the Smegmageddon gets here.
Bill: OH SH*T I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Fred: Yeah dude, it's pretty tragic.

Smegmageddon by Grandpa Bob June 28, 2016

Get merch

Smarmageddon

(1)the compromise of integrity and all things wholesome by sleazy, self-serving creeps and those whose souls are generally covered in goop; (2) the end result of the actions of lowlifes, making a place of work or other environment so morally funky that you want to take a shower after you leave

"My new boss turned a job I once loved into Smarmageddon."
"Our group had morals and vision and a purpose, but since that new Executive Director was hired, the place has turned into Smarmageddon."

Smarmageddon by Plains Mermaid January 3, 2009

Get merch

Stormageddon

Storm, Dark Lord of All is infant son of Craig Owens and his girlfriend Sophie in the "Doctor Who" episode "Closing Time". His real name is Alfie. The Doctor can understand what he's saying. According to The Doctor, he calls Sophie "Mum", Craig "Not Mum", The Doctor "Also Not Mum" and the rest of us are "peasants".

After the episode "Closing Time" aired, Stormageddon became an Internet meme in the vein of Chuck Norris jokes, like "Stormageddon simply crawls into Mordor" or "Stormageddon once used Chuck Norris as a rattle."

Stormageddon by anonymous October 10, 2021

Get merch

smarmageddon

when the level of internet snark finally explodes and creates a black hole full of hugs and sneezing pandas.

I swear, that bitch is so smug. Her snarky twitterfeed is totes gonna lead to a smarmageddon.

smarmageddon by Court_pdx June 1, 2010

Get merch

Shuffle