Drump 

Singular, noun: the shit you take a day after anal intercourse. A heavily self-involved and painful bowel movement, leading you to believe it to be substantial yet ultimately unsatisfyingly small and depressingly messy to clean up. Often leaves you feeling unsettled and even angry you had to take your pants off for this. Not to be confused with santorum, though the feces is often preceeded by or covered in santorum.

Alternatives: TDrump, DJTrump

Man, I just took the most depressing drump.
You’re about as exciting as a drump after a barcelona circuit party.
I just took a drump at my boyfriend’s house, I feel like i need to shower.

I’m sorry I got drump stains on your toilet, but thanks for last night!
Why is my tdrump orange?

Drump by donaldjtrump October 25, 2017

Drump 

A word that has absolutely no meaning. When used correctly, is a good silence breaker.

When said as a silence breaker, add more emphasis on the "rump".

Adam: Hey everyone, meet Laura. Laura is an abortionist.

(Silence)

James: Drump.

Drump by Ralph Rottenburgh October 1, 2008

Drump 

One who behaves like Donald Trump. Generally considered an insult, as he usually makes a fool of himself, says offensive things, and states opinions as if they were truth. Can be considered a combination of "dumb" and "rump".

"Stop being such a drump, or we're going to have to throw you out. We don't tolerate that kind of behavior here!"

Drump by Pezican March 8, 2016

drump 

to dry hump

I wanted to drump that skank all night at the dance.

drump by treats9q23874 September 6, 2009

Drump 

The time-honored tradition of practicing the Drums whilst sitting on the Toilet. Whether you are taking a #1, #2, or none of the above is up to you.

Note: This act requires that you first set up a drum set around your Crapper.

What's all the commotion?

Oh, that's just Travis. He's taking a Drump

Drump by bogdog8921 November 24, 2010

drump 

When you poop while drunk. It's pretty smooth but you hear the sounds of the party and that makes you want to speed up. Combo of drunk and dump.

I was drumping as fast as I could but I still missed David's hair catching fire.

drump by Al_Tal August 16, 2011

Drump 

A Trump dump, Nickname for Donald Trump supporters.

A Lot of those southern voters are drumps.

Drump by bushcraft April 21, 2016