confusion 

this really weird feeling you get in your gut when you know somethings not right. or, not being in control and knowing what acctually is happening
no one likes to be confused/=

jen- idk this is like complete confusion, i mean like when he kissed me last night, uknow?

sam-yeah i get you

jen- i thought he didnt like me

sam-yeah

jen-/=

confusion by uppnOrthh January 24, 2010

confusion 

Complete misundertanding of a persons words, thoughts or actions or heard or seen. Usually resulting in embarassment, laughter, hatred, fighting(be it words or weapons), and in some cases, attraction.

I was in a state of complete confusion when I entered the church and saw the devil raping kids.

confusion by Schnatz June 27, 2005

confusion 

When your girlfriend wont sleep with you when your both drunk.

Im in a state of total confusion.

confusion by 12346468 March 14, 2009

Confusion 

To drive others crazy trying to make them figure out shit!

Mr Confusion is a confusing man

Confusion by Antonio November 14, 2003

Confusion 

What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.

Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."

Confusion by Yazamin December 31, 2009

confusion 

Two blind lesbians in a fish market

hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!

confusion by rmckenzie53 November 22, 2010

confusion 

Father's Day in East St. Louis.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you daddy! Uh...

confusion by Howling Man April 16, 2005