alone bone

A slang term for masturbation. It is derived from the term boning, which refers to having sex. If you are boning alone, well then you're just masturbating.

This beezy blue balled me, so I alone boned after she went home.

Sometimes, when my roommate is gone and I am feeling sexually frustrated, I alone bone.

alone bone by sexyymexi November 19, 2010

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bone alone

exactly how it sounds: the act of jerkin' your gerkin or masturbating.

"What's your plan for tonight, guy 2?"
"I'm just going to turn on some next top model and bone alone."

bone alone by King Captain Kyle October 5, 2009

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leave the bone alone

Avoid overworking, overdoing, or wearing out the object of your effort, especially in regards to artistic pursuits; avoid gilding the lily.

"Man, you know, these young guys, they know all the modes, they know all the chords, they can play high and low and fast, and they can do amazing things, but the one thing they don’t know how to do is leave the bone alone."
-- Saxophonist Gerry Mulligan

leave the bone alone by Greg2854 April 23, 2006

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skin tone chicken bone leave me alone

the rap sang by a 13 year old black female who usually has a mental disease and is usually named shiniqua

Someone: yo shiniqua
shiniqua: SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE LEAVE ME ALONE FOO
Someone: ok chill daym

skin tone chicken bone leave me alone by Liqua Madik January 6, 2020

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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