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Trashwacker 

The politically correct term for an athlete that appears to be mentally and physically retarded, but in fact is not.
Ex: Holy shit that is the most pathetic specimen of a human I have even seen... What a fucking TRASHWACKER!

Ex: Look at that TRASHWACKER trying to row, what a joke!

Ex: I can't believe those TRASHWACKERS won a race, it's a miracle!
Trashwacker by CoachG April 14, 2013

traffucked 

The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.
I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.
traffucked by Jules_in_LA November 6, 2006

Thrashfuck 

To fuck someone while listening to fast metal music. Usually, the partners will be fucking to the speed of the song, wildly and not stopping. The partners will move around from the woman being on top at one second to where she is on the bottom the next. Only the greatest sexual performers ever can master the art of Thrashfucking.
"Dude, did you hear about that new kid?"

"No, what about him?"

"He totally mastered thrashfucking!"
Thrashfuck by metaladdictcam December 9, 2008

Trachuck 

A recipe for beetless borscht, thin hair being the replacement.

A large mammal known for its inability to feed itself or reproduce. chimerically delicious from a mollusks standpoint.
This Trachuck lights up my life.

If i had a bowl of Trachuk for every-time I've heard that I would have quite a collection of hair balls.

The Trachuk is known for its inability to attract the opposite sex of its species so it is forced to masturbate in Italian wash rooms.
Trachuck by Scotchy Botchem March 19, 2008

Traffuck 

Peak hour traffic or any general traffic which slows you down.
Im late for work and im stuck in traffuck.
Traffuck by Marc Landers August 4, 2007

trashface 

An individual that is unable to escape the incriminating look of a person who resides in a mobile home/trailer park.
Even when she puts on designer clothes she still is a trashface.
trashface by Vickdachick February 13, 2007