anticipeetion 

The overwhelming urge to pee that builds to crescendo as one races closer to the toilet, the uncanny physiological awareness of it about to happen almost opening the floodgates too early.

After the long car ride, Ryan bolted in the door and raced toward the bathroom; the anticipeetion so strong he let a few rogue drops fly before taking proper aim.

anticipeetion by twistedsister79 April 18, 2016

anticipeetion 

The urge to urinate when you are heading out.

Excuse me, give me a minute in the bathroom before we go. I have a major case of anticipeetion.

If we don't leave right now, I'm going to need the bathroom again in anticipeetion.

anticipeetion by snoopysuzi November 7, 2010

anticiperection 

(noun): An erection resulting from anticipation of a future sexual encounter.

Coined by the FX Network Original "The League."

"He gets a boner when he's scared!"

"I wasn't scared, man, I'm seeing a girl later--this is just an anticiperection."

anticiperection by Audiopheliac November 6, 2010

Anticipootion 

The need to defecate when cocaine is present, or about to be consumed.

When Eric brought coke to the party last night, suddenly there were scores of people suffering from anticipootion.

Anticipootion by GrenadeWhistle February 22, 2011

anticipation dump 

When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.

"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"

Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions

anticipation dump by tripleski6 June 21, 2011

anticipation bottle 

A bottle of hard liquor that someone purchases while still owning a partially consumed bottle of the same or similar liquor. The bottle is purchased with the thinking that the partially consumed bottle will soon be fully consumed and the person doesn't want to be put in the situation where they've run out completely.

"Don't you already have half a bottle of Jim Beam at home?"
"Yeah but this is my ANTICIPATION BOTTLE. I don't want to run out. It's only Friday!"

anticipation bottle by Scott Fremont August 10, 2006

anticipation 

The feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel a feeling you've never felt before.

I can't wait... for my tax refund, for this day to end, until they get here. The anticipation is killing me!

anticipation by Don Howard August 5, 2006