Zyngo 

proper noun, i.e, Zynga Bingo. The vast majority of more than 23 million Zynga Poker Players do not know how to play Texas Hold'em Poker, so they play Zyngo. They go All-In, all the time, before the Flop, without regard to their hole cards. When someone wins, they proclaim "BINGO!". On regular tables, they leave after winning a Zyngo. In tournaments, a Zyngo win on the first hand means you then have a 90% chance of winning the tournament, unless you continue to play Zyngo.

I can't play Zyngo anymore, it's sucks too hard.

Zyngo by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 2, 2010

Zynga 

Something so totally beyond repair after being altered, adjusted, fiddled with, meddled with and generally mucked about with is totally "Zynga'd".

Any attempt to make it better (and there has to be many in order to deserve this definition) only makes things worse and therefore enhances the definition of being "Zynga'd".

There was once a game on FaceBook which was exceptional. The game was great, the Group Forum associated with the game was friendly and amusing and everyone helped each other along with tips and game play strategies (well they had to, the company in charge of the game had nothing to do with it). The happy people of this Group Forum thought up new ways to enhance their game playing and all was going well until the weekend of the "Valentine's Day Massacre" event. The day before the event was to begin, the game itself was altered beyond recognition.

All attempts to make the game playable to the standard of the previous game were unsuccessful and led to further "Zynga-ups" in the game. Further attempts to improve the game to make it unexploitable have proven to be unmitigated failures and the developers of the game prove themselves to be inept, incompetent and inadequate to the tasks put to them.

Tha game is an application made by a company called Zynga - hence the definition.

Quote: "I didn't say it was broken, to be broken would imply that it can be repaired, it's not, it's zynga'd."

Zynga by Erzebet August 19, 2009

Zungologic 

A form of logic used during internet debates in which one person takes both sides of an issue, builds strawmen, moves goalposts, believes in time travel, and tosses more red herrings than the head trainer of Seaworld

Dude- you're saying women get paid less than men but gender is just a social construct? That's some straight up zungologic right there.

Zungologic by Sniper111 July 13, 2019

Zynga 

The most hated company in the world according to hardcore gamers.

The company responsible for Farmville, Mafia Wars, Words with Friends, and a couple dozen knockoffs of more successful games. They make casual games on Facebook and cell phones centered around minimal skill, arbitrary wait times, excessive monetization, a flood of automated referrals spamming everybody's wall with requests to be somebody's neighbor, and their admitted use of scams and spyware.

Despite their games only being about as much fun as your screensaver at work and taking less effort to make than the average "10,000 Games on 1 CD!" shovelware, they tapped into the Pavlovian center of grandmothers the world over to the tune of billions of dollars in revenue and a nearly 20 billion dollar initial stock offering in 2011. They have since gone on a truly disastrous meltdown, with mass layoffs, executives bailing, their stock plummeting, insider trading and fraud accusations, and Electronic Arts suing them over plagiarism. Time will tell if they get buried like they deserve.

Mom, if you ever give another Zynga app permission, I swear I will unfriend you.

Zynga by Alexander Peregrine September 17, 2012

Zynga'd 

1. To break something, or make something worse while trying to improve it.

2. Attempting to get aid from a helpdesk without knowledge of the company it is working for

1.
RICK: Did you hear about Kenny? His car blew up.
JOHN: OMG, how did thàt happen?
RICK: He wanted to make it go faster by installing a nitrogen tank.
JOHN: Looks like he zynga'd badly!

2.
HELPDESK: how may I be of assistence?
CUSTOMER: Hi, I've been trying to set up a new LAN after installing your latest service pack, but it keeps timing out for no apparent reason.
HELPDESK: I see... Could you check if the power is turned on?
CUSTOMER: *facepalm* I can't believe I'm getting zynga'd here!

Zynga'd by Gerwald DG August 14, 2010

zygomorphic 

A word you looked up because you saw it in a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon of the two playing Scrabble.

Zygomorphic? What the hell does that mean?

zygomorphic by Skelwor May 28, 2009

Zyngamaster 

Derogatory term in poker for people whose entire knowledge of Texas Hold-em consists of watching Poker Night on TV, playing Zynga Texas Hold-Em application on facebook( hence the name) or any other form of poker that doesn't involve real money. They are usually found in 1$ buy in tournaments, or low stakes games online. Usual symptoms of a Zyngamaster are attempting outrageous bluffs, paying massive sums just to see the river card and continuation betting for the sake of it.

A: I won 200$ in a Partypoker tournament yesterday.
B: Wow, how did that happen?
A: I got lucky and had a table with 4 Zyngamasters so I got loaded with enough chips to last me to final table.
B: Scrubs never learn...

Zyngamaster by Doyle B June 6, 2010