carnes 

Adjective. To have the appearance or demeanor of a carnie (carnival worker). A person that is not employable in an office setting. Best chance for employment is as a tilt o whirl operator or a stable cleaner at a county fair.

That girl with the pigtails is totally carnes.

carnes by Cooper45 July 14, 2006

Carnes 

some fellow I know

CAaARnes! What? My example is too short?
oh well. too bad

Carnes by The Hitokiri Battousai June 19, 2004

Carnes Owned 

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.

Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."

Carnes Owned by YBB November 29, 2003

Marco Carnes 

A big eared need who has a gross beard and won’t hold a hand till he’s touched fifty or perhaps a little kid.

“Is that Marco carnes? I don’t like marco carnes.

Marco Carnes by Carnesh8r August 15, 2018

Kim Carnes Effect

When someone gets a song stuck in your head, just by being present in the room.

Jacquelyn got that damn song, "Bette Davis Eyes" stuck in my head again. She just has that Kim Carnes effect.

Kim Carnes Effect by JFlanny August 16, 2011

Chance Carnes 

The definition of this word is:
A guy that every girl thinks is hot because he is not a pervert like every body else like thurman, zizza, marshel, jessie,and I geuss matt. I think he would have already had like 20 girlfriends if he grew some balls.

A kind guy that every girl likes because he is not a perve

Chance Carnes by Anthony John Zizza April 22, 2005

Billy Carnes 

1. Sexy
2. Baked

1. Damn, look at that kid, he sure is Billy Carnes!

2. Yo, I smoked a fat ass blunt last night and got soooo Billy Carnes.

Billy Carnes by a;sldkfjgh October 18, 2008