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dick trap 

when a woman asks a man a question or suggestion that no matter how he answers or which choice he makes, he is in trouble.
"Can I see your porn collection honey? I promise I wont get mad" "I'm not answering that, it has dick trap written all over it!"
dick trap by Bryan Berry November 9, 2008

dick trap 

Malevolent plot aiming to screw s.o.

Famous bulgarian phrase - in BG: "Kur kapan"
e.g. It was unexpected. These muthafuckaz layed me a dick trap.
dick trap by Konstantin Radev December 29, 2007

dick trap 

a dick trap is a hoe that grabs any dick that comes too close. she lies in wait unexpectedly, and when you're too messed up to see it coming she snatches you!
as a noun: Don't go near that hoe, she's a dirty dick trap. .... as an insult: She better keep lookin' at me like that, stupid dick trap.
dick trap by Reefo Madness August 8, 2015

Dick trap 

Opposite of pussy trap but with a guy instead of a girl.
He dick trap me by into marrying him.
Dick trap by Babymomma 82 August 27, 2020

Mexican Dick Trap 

Two dicks get inserted on either end of a Cheesy Roll Up from Taco Bell and are permanently trapped there
Matt and Jeff drunkenly put their dicks into a shared Cheesy Roll Up and were stuck in a Mexican Dick Trap
Mexican Dick Trap by Dickttrap January 5, 2020

Chinese Dick Trap 

When two men gently pinch the opening of their urethras in order to allow a small amount of air into the tract, then they jam the tips of their penises together and release the pinch hold. Doing so will suction the penises together causing a chinese dick trap effect.
OMG! Did you see Mikey and Vinnie hold the Chinese Dick Trap for three seconds bro!?
Chinese Dick Trap by LawrenceD October 23, 2010