hobbited

When you are playing basketball and someone jumps up to try and block your shot but you just juke them out and make them jump up for no reason while you drive the ball into the lane and score.

Dude, you just got hobbited!

hobbited by Popovich2 January 25, 2011

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Hobbitefeet

Hobbitefeet is a word to describe someone with small feet. It is a combination of the word hobbit, petite, and feet. The word hobbit because they are know for having unusually big feet but it is combined with petite which is french meaning small. Then feet added to the end because a) it is about feet and b) it sounds really good.

Person1: that person has Hobbitefeet

Hobbitefeet by Jazzyjasmina February 17, 2021

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hobbited • Hobbitefeet • hobbiter • Hobbiterific

hobbiter

The hobbiter is shorter then a hobbit, takes shots with soap, and cannot spell after a piña colada

“I just ate Malibu” says the hobbit
“I just ate soap” replies the hobbiter

hobbiter by Jdawggg17 August 18, 2018

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Hobbiterific

Hobbit like.

Your boy Frodo from the Bag End neighborhood must be bout five nothing but he cool, he hobbiterific.

Hobbiterific by Solid Mantis January 13, 2018

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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