Transmatic 

The imaginary type of automobile transmission that exists in the female world, consisting of an apparent combination of equal parts automatic, manual, and cluelessness.

"So if it's not automatic it's a transmatic, right?"

Transmatic by Erin-in-Omaha April 3, 2008

Transmatic 

"Trans" meaning motion and "matic" indicating the act of something, Transmatic is the Act of motion, and can be applied in several different ways.

Waving your arms arround as you try to explain something perhaps complex to someone is being transmatic.

A Barge Pole is Counter-transmatic

Christian was being very transmatic in his speach to the court on how he throttled his wife

...he got let off as he had post transmatic stess disorder

Transmatic by adam crich-tom day October 20, 2010

Transmatic 

When something is beyond tragic or terrible. Having no sense of style or organization.

The choice of gown she wore to the prom was transmatic. It had too many colors and was ugly.

Transmatic by KGirl58 April 8, 2019

thot patrol translation

An elite group who translate hentai doujins into shakespearean english

Thot patrol translation translated another doujin

thot patrol translation by Variant647 October 30, 2018

Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder 

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.

Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."

Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder by cheer1 December 26, 2012

lay one traumatic 

A bowel movement which causes extreme mental and physical anguish

Aidan: Are you alright mate? You look a bit pale and shaken
Tom: I just laid one traumatic
Aidan: Oh... I'm sorry

When you lay one traumatic there is a chance you might never completely recover

lay one traumatic by jimmybarton August 29, 2009

Host Traumatic Stress Disorder 

The intense fear by party-planners and hosts alike that each minute detail of an event will be less than perfect. Though not recognized as an actual disorder by the DSM-IV, host traumatic stress disorder afflicts millions of party hosts worldwide, and makes life miserable for everyone around them.

My mother is going batshit insane over this party we have next week. She might be suffering from host traumatic stress disorder.

Host Traumatic Stress Disorder by Toots Thielemans December 28, 2008