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goue voël 

A phrase of the Afrikaans origin, meaning golden penis. Normally referred to a man who gets it from most guys and/or girls, or a man who everybody is attracted to.
In Afrikaans:
Hoekom gaan almal vir hom? Het hy 'n goue voël?
Daai ou het 'n goue voël! Hy kan spyker net wie hy wil.

In english:
So why's everyone so in to him? What? Deos he have a godlen dick?
goue voël by Pelican007 October 14, 2010
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voelkelsire by fagma February 12, 2022