A phrase of the Afrikaans origin, meaning golden penis. Normally referred to a man who gets it from most guys and/or girls, or a man who everybody is attracted to.
In Afrikaans:
Hoekom gaan almal vir hom? Het hy 'n goue voël?
Daai ou het 'n goue voël! Hy kan spyker net wie hy wil.
In english:
So why's everyone so in to him? What? Deos he have a godlen dick?
Truly a call of the wild individual who always garners the attention of the most incredible ladies in the room. Voelker quickly commands the attention of those around him with his stone posture and unheard of command presence. A true law enforcement professional.
Someone who can't get a girl, wears a b cup bra, has a weight problem, the gender is questionable, and smells distinctly like cat urine crossed with a 25 dollar whores vagina.
An engish teacher who acts like his highschool students. Obsesed with reinacting Hamlet, with the emotions and everything. An english teacher who refers to idiots as "the giggle twins," and believes he is a certified ninja.