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posiden's kiss 

When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.
I had a posiden's kiss this morning.
Related Words
Polid. Is polid. You either get it or you don't.

Pronunciation is as follows: "puh-lid"

It can be symbolized by the 4 fingers up gang sign, or by bringing your hands together and forming a circle.

Carrying out these hand gestures as well as saying the word will give the message to people that you have now formed as part of a cult.

The origin of this word is of no importance to you, only the meaning. Polid.
Other words accepted include dillup, pladaw, and pillad.
*sees someone looking at you* "Polid."

How does your comment affect the political and economic state of the world? Not polid.

Pogodickin 

One who has sexual intercourse with any dick they cum across.
Jane was pogodickin from state to state again.
Pogodickin by Wednesday jel January 3, 2017
'Pics Or It Didn't Happen'

1. A phrase first originating on discussion forum theroot42.org, posted as a "nice way of saying bullshit".

2. Alternatively posted in a jokingly nosy sense, asking another person to reveal more than they should.
1. I am a sexy beast!
....POIDH!

2. Damn, my wedding night was awesome!
....POIDH!
POIDH by poidh January 4, 2007

posiden's kiss 

(Noun) When the gravitational force of falling feces into a toilet causes a splash that touches the butthole of the person defecating. This is often super uncomfortable for the victim, although it has not yet been linked with any cases of PTSD. Simple precautions to avoid this displeasure include placing a couple preliminary pieces of toilet paper into the bowl prior to egestion.
On while on the toilet, John felt posiden's kiss and vomitted ever so slightly in his mouth.
posiden's kiss by Jcrapper62 July 20, 2017
See that dude eating the tomatoes in front of the KFC, he's hella pogi.
pogi by SeanyBravo December 4, 2003