procraste 

A particularly lazy form of procrastination, when you can't even be bothered to say the whole word.

"I think I will pro...crast...e"
"What?"
"Umm, procraste?"

procraste by Friend of Kamal February 17, 2009

Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework

Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.

Procrastanigger by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

procrastidab 

pro·cras·ti·dab
Putting off doing anything to DAB before doing it. procrastitoke

I always procrastidab before I do anything man..

procrastidab by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrastidabber 

pro·cras·ti·dabber
a person who habitually puts off doing things to DAB before doing it. procrastitoker

“I’m a constant procrastidabber”

procrastidabber by ClassicRonnie February 13, 2019

procrasticunts 

people who have a tendency to put things off, natural-born enemy of efficiency

Markiplier: I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM. I’VE ALREADY RECORDED AND EDITED ALL MY VIDEOS. I’VE ALREADY WORKED OUT TODAY. GET FUCKED PROCRASTICUNTS.

procrasticunts by its_not_delivery September 5, 2018

procrastibaking 

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

Procrastavirus 

It's a contagious and deadly disease. It's chronic and requires intense treatment such as a schedule. Symptoms are tiredness, lack of work, small attention span and such.

I couldn't complete my work, I was procrastinating. I think I have Procrastavirus.

Procrastavirus by JazzyLadybug February 24, 2020