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Collating 

Like "Scissoring" but with anuses.
Jim and I had a crazy night of sex, we were "collating" all night!
Collating by kerouacwannabe October 21, 2011
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To brush one's teeth.

A reference to my little pony: friendship is magic 's background character Colgate whom the fans have named after the fact her hair is toothpaste coloured.

Made by Intelligent Derpy Hooves (FIM)
I've just woken up, must colgate! Colgating should not be done just after drinking orange juice.
The act of massaging out sperm out of ones flaccid penis while working the balls and literally pumping out the secretion; as if squeezing the remaining toothpaste out of a tube . This is done preferrably above the reciprocant.
Colgating: After a hard night of drug use Jim was unable to achieve an erection; therefore he had to colgate his girlfriend instead as she always requires a milky load before sleep.
Colgating by Jimbo_the_dude_69 January 22, 2025
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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