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Put A Roof On It 

Having great sex as favor with someone because it had been a while since they got laid.
Person 1: Have fun last night?
Person 2: We banged and I totally put a roof on it.
Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: You, know like if someone came over and put a new roof on your house for you for free. You'd really be appreciative of that.
Put A Roof On It by Johnny_H January 25, 2013

fuck it, pig on roof

just fuck it and put that pig on the roof, meaning to let something go and do whatever you want
I dont wanna do my homework tonight, guess its just fuck it, pig on roof

Taking it to the Roof 

Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.
JJ: Hey, I'm taking it to the roof tonight with this girl.
Jo: You asshole! Take me to the roof!

drop it like a fish off a roof 

bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.
I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.

It's just a roof-rack 

What you realize with relief when you thought dat there might have been a cop-car behind/ahead of you.
Regardless of whether "it's just a roof-rack" on a particular car dat's in your vicinity, you should still always be diligent about obeying da traffic laws --- not only should you do so in any case, but you also never know where da fuzz is gonna be at any given time.