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HiJacking 

When you are feeling horny on a plane and want to jackoff, so you go to the airplane toilets and let it flow.
"I might need to do a HiJacking mid flight"
HiJacking by HeyGuys101 November 5, 2014

Hijacking 

Replying to a forum thread with a post that has at best a loose connection to the thread's topic, with the result that the thread starter's question gets side-tracked.

Often, the tread gets completely derailed as more forum members respond to the hijacker's post or add their own problems to the thread, which are not related to the either the original topic, nor the hijacker's topic.
A vague thread title is an open invitation to hijacking a forum thread with all kinds of unrelated reports.
Hijacking by Opera Fan December 19, 2011

Hijacking 

The act of masturbating while high from marijuana
I got hijacked last night by Debbie, fucking awesome!

Hijacking is the best
Hijacking by Jarebearj28 April 10, 2011

Hijacking 

The act of masturbating while smoking a mammoth blunt.
Damn dude I need to go do some hijacking tonight.
Hijacking by Allocated April 1, 2015

hijacking-off 

When your teledildonics network connection becomes compromised by an external third party (the telehijacker) and they gain control of your teledildo. Results in loss of control of a virtual masturbation session.
"Honey, you worked me so hard last night with the We-Vibe!"
"What are you talking about...? I didn't even have my phone on me last night..."
"Have you updated the security on your phone? Have we been hacked...? Was that a hijacking-off?!?!"

hijacking-off 

When you're on a flight and the mood turns dark. You (pretend to) feel a gun in your side and you (don't really) hear a dark voice tell you to go to the bathroom. Now wank or I'll blow up the plane... says the voice in your head. mile high club rape wank
Whilst mid-flight:
"That guy's been in the toilet for a long time and it sounds like me might be crying!?!"
"Don't worry, probably just hijacking-off!".
hijacking-off by Grim Mark May 19, 2016